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- Remember that contest where I made you do embarrassing things for prizes? Yeah. We’re doing that again.
- Dear Franklin BBQ: Where’s The Beef? Seriously. Where The Frick Is It? Cuz It Sure As Shit Ain’t In My Face Hole.
- Love means never having to say “Did you flush the body?” Because if someone REALLY loves you THEY WILL FLUSH THE MOFO BODY!
- It makes sense that this is how my life would end. Just like Elvis but with more squirrels.
- Things we yell at our kids.
Past Posts People Dig
- Some girls stuff their bras. I stuff my pants. Then I Prancercise.
- At Least I'm WEARING Pants! (An ode to moms)
- Me So Pretty: Anatomy of a TV interview part 2.
- And that's how I ended up on Animal Planet
- Square pegs. We may not fit in round holes, but that's okay. Who wants to be in a stupid old...
- Everyone knows I hate chain mail. So if you give me a chain mail it pretty much means that...
- The Chick-Fil-A Bathroom Incident of '07
- An open letter to the person who is stealing my words
- Welcome to Mantopia!
- Maybe if your mom had told you when you were acting like an a-hole, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
- Spiderpocalypse 3. Ya know how usually by the time a movie gets to part 3 it pretty much sucks balls and is nowhere near as shocking or amazing or terrifying as the the first one was? That’s so totally not how this went down. At all.